"Scott Sheridan's Birthday Toast"
Tuesday, June 7, 2011 at 5:06PM Tuesday, November 30, 2010 "Scott Sheridan's Birthday Toast"
Frank Barron reporting, your midnight tour guide, your personal gadfly, your late night scribe. It's 10:21 upon my arrival at FB's for the duration of my term. The DJ is spinning. the crowd is brisk, and the Nati's number one place to be seen/cocktail dance lounge is in full swing. For tonight, we celebrate the brainchild behind this little shin-dig we affectionately call FB's.
Yes tonight, arriving by nothing less than horse drawn carriage we honor the birthday of Scott Sheridan, and while many speculate on the exact year ( I've heard 1976, some say 1984, still others have guess 1815) we do know the following: Nobody in this town of this generation has put in more work of getting the collective party started than one Mr. Scott Fitzgerald Sheridan the 4th. The titan of the martini glass, the Caesar of the club scene, our Lebron of late night who refuses to leave his hometown behind.
I, Frank Barron strike a curious pose as the DJ plays the country Mercedes Benz song for the full five verses, but on an occasion such as this, I'll allow it to pass. One thing I don't let pass, a woman complementing my attire, even though I blush to find that my shoe has been untied for far too long.
Faces both familiar and strange traveled from far and wide on this date to pay proper homage to our midnight troubadour and to paraphrase Mr. West, "No one man should have all them toasts." As one club goer after another recount tales of Sheridan and his exploits the women folk begin to fill the remaining floorspace. On the tele would be the last of many Boise State consecutive wins as I'm passed by what appears to be a second year Bengals starting linebacker, and if a picture is worth a thousand words than "War & Peace" was written and re-written several times over in the Recreational Habit tonight.
Well my bedtime is fast approaching, and like a champagne bottle at 4am, all good things must come to an end. As I seek to make my way to the exit, I see the guest of honor still in the midst of the many revelers, and I gather it would be too much effort to say my goodbyes face to face, so I depart without fanfare. Farewell FB's and a very Happy Birthday from Frank Barron, needless to say, many, many more. - FB
Fashionable Behavior,
Frank Barron 


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